Can I just say…
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
you’re the only one who understands me google
Something’s coming, something bad.
ATTENTION: I need attention
In the end, what choice will you make?
“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts
“we’re having pizza for dinner”