This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
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Petra Tou Romiou itself. The place where Aphrodite, goddess of love, sex, beauty & fertility, is said to have risen from the aphros (foam) of the sea after Cronus emasculated Uranus & threw the dangly bits into the Mediterranean.
If you can ignore the awkward, sunburned tourists shuffling all over the beach, or find a spot where you can be undisturbed, you really get a feeling of timeless peace and latent mythical/mystical power about the place.
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I showed Elliott that picture of the bird in Legoland and
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OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED
This is horrifying
SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS
your wish is my command
go ODBY E
I WAS OFFLINE FOR 6 HOURS AND THIS HAPPENS wHY
Hello friends I am here
Goodbye friends I am gone
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it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
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Once Upon a Time meme → ten characters (1/10)
↳ Emma Swan
“Here’s the thing. No matter what the circumstances for twenty-eight years I only knew one thing, that my parents sent me away.”
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Where do I go from here?
I see my breath pushing steam through the air
Shaking hands run through my hair
My fears, where do I go from here?
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“He needed to be Perseus, given a sword and shield by the Gods, but he has to rely on his own wits when he faces the monster. […] I love the whole Hitchcockian idea of an ordinary person becoming extraordinary by being thrown into extraordinary circumstances. That’s Stiles. I believe Stiles always has to remain human in this series.” (x)
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Favorite Movies: Tangled (2010)
Flower gleam and glow, let your powers shine. Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt, change the fates design. Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine. What once was mine.
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Now, your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother’s and yours.
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