THM

literalsame:

album 3: “written on these walls are the colours I can’t change leave my heart open but it stays right here in its cage”

album 1: “we’re like na na na then we’re like yea yea yea”

thesecretwinchestark:

my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

pennsylvaniaonedirectionfans:

harry had stalkers far before one direction

pennsylvaniaonedirectionfans:

harry had stalkers far before one direction

punkasslouis:

it’s a good thing harry styles is super hot and famous and talented because I’m pretty sure if he didn’t have his own security team he would have fallen down some stairs and died by now

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

yeah bitch fucking try to cut me off again fucking try it i dare you

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

yeah bitch fucking try to cut me off again fucking try it i dare you

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

fcukharry:

kevinstypayhorlikson:

fcukharry:

I HATE ONE DIRECTION FANS UNDER THE AGE OF 12 THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONS

Hey! I’m twelve, and I think i’m doing perfectly fine!

thank you for the input, tumblr user kevinstypayhorlikson.

sirlightbulb:

Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3

cockringtoss:

name-not-listed:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

is it thought to destroy the world if it gets too close?

*whispers* it’s big and hot

cokeflow:

carrabbas:

what the fuck is that thing

that’s a satchel, or “man purse”

cokeflow:

carrabbas:

what the fuck is that thing

that’s a satchel, or “man purse”

maliksterbate:

“harry can i have a picture?”

“sorry i can’t, have to go”

“oh it’s fine”

“did you just say vine?”

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thesassycat:

thesassycat:

a theatrical performance about puns

a play on words

harryfrustrations:

i’m laughing it looks like harry was trying to be funny and zayn fake chuckled until he walked away 

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and harry’s just smiling to himself, as he leaves, b/c he thinks he’s so funny omg

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

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