i’m laughing it looks like harry was trying to be funny and zayn fake chuckled until he walked away
and harry’s just smiling to himself, as he leaves, b/c he thinks he’s so funny omg
(via garfieldandrew-)
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
(via zaynjavadds)
mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
(via baby-you-were-my-picket-fence)
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
(via searedontomyhearts)
there’s no u in i but if we work together i could be in u
(via oxeh)
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
(Source: royalclitoris, via trusthim)
i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not “swaggity swag i’m a stag”
(via thebaudelaires)
nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:
are you kidding me
say it to my face you little fucker
(via thebaudelaires)
I write sins not five page research papers
my five page research papers are tragedies
(via lilgavroche)
At least with Sherlock if you can’t decide which episode you wanna watch you can just roll a dice.
(via golliamses)
if snails can sleep for 3 years at a time then so can i
(via eaterevans)
I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
(via tyrellsstark)
don’t cry me a river. that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake
(via iamgeorgeblagden)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(via ohdear-prongs)
“we’re having pizza for dinner”
(via gay-bacon-strips)
