album 3: “written on these walls are the colours I can’t change leave my heart open but it stays right here in its cage”
album 1: “we’re like na na na then we’re like yea yea yea”
my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
harry had stalkers far before one direction
it’s a good thing harry styles is super hot and famous and talented because I’m pretty sure if he didn’t have his own security team he would have fallen down some stairs and died by now
yeah bitch fucking try to cut me off again fucking try it i dare you
my milkshakes are safe
I HATE ONE DIRECTION FANS UNDER THE AGE OF 12 THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONS
Hey! I’m twelve, and I think i’m doing perfectly fine!
thank you for the input, tumblr user kevinstypayhorlikson.
Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
is it thought to destroy the world if it gets too close?
*whispers* it’s big and hot
what the fuck is that thing
that’s a satchel, or “man purse”
“harry can i have a picture?”
“sorry i can’t, have to go”
“oh it’s fine”
“did you just say vine?”
a theatrical performance about puns
a play on words
i’m laughing it looks like harry was trying to be funny and zayn fake chuckled until he walked away
and harry’s just smiling to himself, as he leaves, b/c he thinks he’s so funny omg